Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Judge Rehnquist Will Continue to Serve After Death

In a surprise announcement, Chief Justice William Rehnquist has again insisted that he will continue to serve on the Supreme Court.

"There is no reason why I cannot continue to serve even in death. I will bring the same level of warmth, humanity and empathy to the Court that I have for the past 35 years."

Meanwhile, Justice Antonin Scalia spent the day after Labor Day removing the new stripes from his robes, and moving his furniture back out of Justice Rehnquist's chambers.

2 Comments:

Blogger riseyp said...

Dude! Weekend at Rehnnies!!

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody tell Roberts we won't be needing him after all. (I wish.)

5:52 AM  

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