Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Anna Nicole Smith Goes to the Supreme Court

WASHINGTON - The Supreme Court said it would hear arguments early next year as part of Anna Nicole Smith's effort to collect as much as $474 million from the estate of J. Howard Marshall II. The oil tycoon married her in 1994 when he was 89 and she was 26.

Commenting on her case, Smith said, "Howard and I had a beautiful relationship. I want that F**king money. I earned it, and you know it."

"Trimspa and crystal meth ain't free, you know," Smith added.

Justice Clarence Thomas was said to have shown a particular interest in Ms. Smith's case.

In a related note, Justice David Souter has shown a great deal of interest in a case involving erotic taxidermy.

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Anna Nicole Smith, Supreme Court... in the same sentence.

2 Comments:

Blogger changeseeker said...

Now let's see...that's about a mil and a quarter per day for the year or so they were "married." She must REALLY know some tricks. No wonder the Supreme Justices accepted the case. They could be contenders for the position of the NEXT Mr. Smith. ;-)

12:40 PM  
Blogger Sydney said...

He was how old? I think she "earned that fucking money."

12:53 PM  

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