Bush Rules Out Tax Hike to Fund Recovery
WASHINGTON - President Bush on Friday ruled out raising taxes to pay for Gulf Coast reconstruction, saying other government spending must be cut. "You bet it will cost money, but I'm confident we can handle it," he said.
"Heck, we've been fighting an incredibly expensive and unnecessary war, and cut taxes," the President continued. "Who ever would have thought we could do that? I don't even know why you guys are making such a big deal out of this."
In other news, the President described as "productive" his discussions with China about arranging a new debt consolidation loan with a low introductory rate and no closing costs.
"Heck, we've been fighting an incredibly expensive and unnecessary war, and cut taxes," the President continued. "Who ever would have thought we could do that? I don't even know why you guys are making such a big deal out of this."
In other news, the President described as "productive" his discussions with China about arranging a new debt consolidation loan with a low introductory rate and no closing costs.
posted by Ish at 1:42 PM
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