Iraq Institutes Terror Alert Color System: Red
Iraq's Ministry of Security announced today that it would follow the lead of the US, and adapt a color-coded terror alert warning system.
"For now, we are going with red. Basically it means 'hey, you live in Iraq. There's probably a terrorist attack taking place right now within two blocks of you.'"
"If things change, we may add another color or two, but for now, this is fine."
"For now, we are going with red. Basically it means 'hey, you live in Iraq. There's probably a terrorist attack taking place right now within two blocks of you.'"
"If things change, we may add another color or two, but for now, this is fine."
posted by Ish at 1:03 PM
4 Comments:
this site is really funny. This and documenting your imaginary conversations w/yourself are very funny. Perhaps you are a better comedic writer than standup? Have not seen your act though, so just guessing here. And your day job is________?
I'm glad you are enjoying the site, and I appreciate the feedback! Feel free to tell... everyone, basically.
During the day (when I'm not fighting crime), I work for a real estate investment company.
Sometimes when it looks like I'm working, I'm actually writing. (Shh...)
Got it. Sometimes when it looks like I'm working, I'm actually reading your blog.
Funny blogs are death for those of us who work at home and don't have to dodge the boss and wind up just going from blog to blog to blog to blog when we really need to be getting some things done. Oh, dear...
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