Totally 80's!
(Music plays - it sounds very much like those ads for Trivial Pursuit's "Totally 80's" version...except it's slightly different.)
John Negroponte: Who helped funnel secret aid to the Contras in Nicaragua, and is now Director of Central Intelligence?
(Music: totally 80's!)
Daniel Ortega: Who led the Sandinistas fight against the Contras, but was just re-elected President of Nicaragua?
(Music: totally 80's!)
Announcer: They're all here- James A. Baker III, Elliott Abrams...and now Robert Gates is joining the party, too!
What party? The Bush Administration's Totally 80's! Iran-Contra House Party, that's what!
All of your favorite characters from the Iran-Contra Affair are gonna be here! (John Poindexter was here, but he had to leave.)
Who knows who else is coming? Robert McFarlane? Oliver North? Fawn Hall? Eugene Hasenfus?
Grab a New Coke, kick off your Air Jordan's and enjoy!
John Negroponte: Who helped funnel secret aid to the Contras in Nicaragua, and is now Director of Central Intelligence?
(Music: totally 80's!)
Daniel Ortega: Who led the Sandinistas fight against the Contras, but was just re-elected President of Nicaragua?
(Music: totally 80's!)
Announcer: They're all here- James A. Baker III, Elliott Abrams...and now Robert Gates is joining the party, too!
What party? The Bush Administration's Totally 80's! Iran-Contra House Party, that's what!
All of your favorite characters from the Iran-Contra Affair are gonna be here! (John Poindexter was here, but he had to leave.)
Who knows who else is coming? Robert McFarlane? Oliver North? Fawn Hall? Eugene Hasenfus?
Grab a New Coke, kick off your Air Jordan's and enjoy!
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