Bush Plan to Fight Bird Flu Pandemic
WHITE HOUSE - The Bush Administration yesterday unveiled a $7.1 billion plan to combat a potential bird flu pandemic.
What are the key elements of the President's plan?
- Create massive stockpiles of Theraflu and soup.
- Award lucrative no-bid contract for vaccine to Halliburton.
- Commence drilling for flu vaccine in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
- Detain and interrogate all birds at a secure location.
President Bush: "Birds are coming here with that virus because they hate our freedom."
What are the key elements of the President's plan?
- Create massive stockpiles of Theraflu and soup.
- Award lucrative no-bid contract for vaccine to Halliburton.
- Commence drilling for flu vaccine in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
- Detain and interrogate all birds at a secure location.
President Bush: "Birds are coming here with that virus because they hate our freedom."
posted by Ish at 9:54 AM
3 Comments:
I don't know if you just "do" Bush well or if he's just A-1 comedy material or what, but every time you write something that features him, you crack me up big time. Laugh out loud funny. Again. Thanks.
funny..I agree that Bush, Rove, et al just provide too much good fodder for comedic writers.
in a few more years we can make all kinds of fun about mccain and condi rice!
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