Highlights from Suri Cruise's First Year
Suri Cruise, a joint production of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, was born on April 18. How will she be spending the first year of her life?
April 21: Issue press release announcing own birth
May 1: Go on tour to promote Mission: Impossible III
June 5: Congratulate Brad and Angelina on their new baby; continue to refuse to acknowledge the existence of Brooke Shields or her offspring
October 22: Speak first words: "Daddy's not gay" and "please, no pictures"
November 3: Issue press release announcing that baby brother, Hubbard, is due in June
February 15: Get baby teeth capped
April 18: Spend birthday in Paris in VIP suite at Hotel Crillon; smear face with $1,200 white chocolate ganache cake
posted by Ish at 11:07 AM
4 Comments:
Wow, Hubbard. What a great name idea... ;)
Thanks. I stole it.
Probably from some genius!!!
Hey, she'll speak her first words on my birthday. How exciting (for me)!
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