Pornstar Releases Great Wine
Pornstar Savannah Samson has recently launched her own wine, to much critical acclaim. The red blend is called "Sogno Uno," which is Italian for "hot girl on girl action."
Robert Parker, one of the most influential wine critics in the world, gave it a score of 90 to 91 out of 100. A score of 90 to 95 denotes "an outstanding wine of exceptional complexity and character.
It might also denote a wine critic who likes to get his freak on.
Nice, um, wine.
Samson, star of "The New Devil in Miss Jones" and "Where the Boys Aren't 17" says the wine "really represents who I am."
This may explain why another wine critic said the wine tasted like "Ron Jeremy and shame."
Sales have been somewhat lackluster, leading restaurants to add a disclaimer to the menu: “Wine titles will not appear on bill.”
So far it has been a hit with at least one group, men traveling on business.
"They seem to really like the first few sips," said one retailer, "but then they kind of lose interest and hardly ever finish the whole bottle."
Robert Parker, one of the most influential wine critics in the world, gave it a score of 90 to 91 out of 100. A score of 90 to 95 denotes "an outstanding wine of exceptional complexity and character.
It might also denote a wine critic who likes to get his freak on.
Nice, um, wine.
Samson, star of "The New Devil in Miss Jones" and "Where the Boys Aren't 17" says the wine "really represents who I am."
This may explain why another wine critic said the wine tasted like "Ron Jeremy and shame."
Sales have been somewhat lackluster, leading restaurants to add a disclaimer to the menu: “Wine titles will not appear on bill.”
So far it has been a hit with at least one group, men traveling on business.
"They seem to really like the first few sips," said one retailer, "but then they kind of lose interest and hardly ever finish the whole bottle."
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