Thursday, January 26, 2006

In a Desperate Plea for Attention, Meg Ryan Adopts Daughter from China

HOLLYWOOD-- In a desperate plea for attention, Meg Ryan announced that she has adopted a baby girl from China.

"Meg just returned from China with her new daughter," said publicist Terri Kimball. "She hopes that, even though she's an A-list Hollywood celebrity, the press will honor her privacy."

"As a leading lady who is still clearly in the prime of her career, Meg's just glad she was able to find time between projects to adopt and raise a daughter," Kimball added.

Ryan is said to be overjoyed, but unable to show it since she no longer has the use of her facial muscles.

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Ryan: "I hab' a dew baby dat cabe frub Chida."

Ryan's announcement was "in no way a cry for attention or help," said Kimball.

"She is not at all jealous of the way other actresses get tons of attention just for adopting babies from other countries."

Kimball did add, however, that the actress is changing her name to "Megelina JoRyan."

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

meg ryan is reaching that point as a 40 something female actress in hollywood. adopt or bust.

9:48 AM  
Blogger changeseeker said...

Poor Meggie. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

5:20 AM  

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