Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Angelina Jolie Pregnant with Extremely Sexy Baby

Angelina Jolie is pregnant with an extremely sexy child fathered by Brad Pitt, according to her publicist. The announcement finally confirms a romance that has become one of Hollywood's most talked-about open secrets.

Pitt was named People magazine's "Sexiest Man" in 1994 and 2000. Jolie was named Esquire magazine's "Sexiest Woman" in 2004. InStyle magazine has already named Brad and Angelina's joint effort 2006's "Sexiest Implanted Blastocyst."

Dr. Warren Krieger, a plastic surgeon at Cedars Mount Sinai hospital, speculates that the child of two people as sexy as Brad and Angelina may in fact be too sexy.

"The child may be so flawless and sexy that he or she cannot be stared at directly without proper eye protection," says Dr. Krieger.

Pitt has also filed to become the adoptive father of Jolie's other children Maddox, 4, whom she adopted from Cambodia, and Zahara, whom she adopted from Ethiopia last July.

Although the baby's biological parents will be Jolie and Pitt, the couple has told friends they plan to raise the child "just as if it were adopted from some third world country."

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Brangelina, along with son Maddox, 4.

2 Comments:

Blogger It's just me said...

i think that's the best way to raise their own child so the other two won't feel "left out."

1:36 PM  
Blogger riseyp said...

loveloveloveLOVE this one!!!

keep em comin

9:40 PM  

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