TomKat Expecting
HOLLYWOOD- Tom Cruise and his fiancee, Katie Holmes are expecting a baby. Cruise has two children with Nicole Kidman, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12.
But this will be the first child for Holmes, or as the aliens call her, "the Host."
Some observers have said that news of the pregnancy was a bit of a surprise. It should be no surprise to Katie, assuming she read the whole contract.
Why couldn't they be more like normal Hollywood folk, and adopt a Cambodian orphan?
Katie Holmes (l), with Tom Cruise. Not pictured: Aliens.
But this will be the first child for Holmes, or as the aliens call her, "the Host."
Some observers have said that news of the pregnancy was a bit of a surprise. It should be no surprise to Katie, assuming she read the whole contract.
Why couldn't they be more like normal Hollywood folk, and adopt a Cambodian orphan?
Katie Holmes (l), with Tom Cruise. Not pictured: Aliens.
posted by Ish at 10:35 AM
8 Comments:
i admire those two.
Anonymous, you admire them for...?
(just wondered)
i admire them for standing up for what they believe in - namely, their age difference.
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well, they also stand up for their right to achieve new states of awareness through the belief of alien gods.
the purity of their age-defiant love is therefore, to me, questionable at best.
but gosh they're pretty.
I dont think Tom can impregnate someone in the normal manner. I'm betting on artificial insemination.
I also don't think you'd get anything other than very vanilla missionary bullshit from old Tom. The moonies, err... scifi's have probably "cleared" his brain of anything even remotely kinky. How boring. And Katie seems, you know, like she'd be just a LITTLE more out there than he is.
Just watch, she is going to divorce HIM sooner or later. Dependent upon how many secrets they scientologists manage to yank out of her to use as extortion material. Of course, he'll also threaten to get custody of the kids. Bad move Miss Katie. Bad move.
What's his deal with Catholic girls anyway? huh.
I guess nobody showed Katie a photo of Lisa McPherson before she joined the Cruise factory. What a shame.
The whole thing just seems wrong to me. Doesn't anyone else hear the sirens and whistles alarming?
I wonder if they're in therapy yet... or if that was in her contract, too.
When she comes down from the high, she is going to be so freaked out...
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